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And with that said, here’s the crappiest list of movies we could conjure! We’ve been cutting movies from our original list of 45 of the Worst Movies Ever Made until we came down to to these ten prize-winning pigs. Here are the movies that didn’t make the grade… or did? We’re not sure. They all suck so much that we’re not even ranking them. Instead, we’re simply naming these The Ten Worst Movies Ever Made:
Troll 2: There’s a great documentary based on this film called “Best Worst Movie.” This is a cult favorite, because it’s so horrendously bad, but I don’t see the appeal movies of similar ilk, like “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” This is pure crap, with no redeeming qualities in a movie packed with… nothing?
Batman & Robin: Only a film this horrible could have shut down what was, up until then, one of the biggest and profitable franchises in film history. Its visual look could be described as Gotham City if the entire area was one big gay nightclub. It contains the worst dialogue in film history, the worst acting in a comic book film ever, and the dumbest script ever! I would have said this was the worst film I’ve ever seen except that Pearl Harbor tries to recreate a pivotal point in history. This hunk of crap is at least an isolated work of fiction.
Battlefield Earth: If this is where becoming a scientologist leads you, give back the $240 initiation fee that their church charges to join (if you don’t believe me, click here). John Travolta’s dedication to one of L.Ron Hubbard’s stupid and shitty novels led him to make this horrendous piece of crap. It’s one of those movies that is so horrible that you actually feel nauseous while you’re watching it even when nothing gross is on screen.
Rampage: An embarrassment to human decency. If you’re going to make a film about a psycho who goes on a bombastic murder spree gunning down innocents, shouldn’t the characters’ motivations and psychological well being be the centerpieces of the film? Well, according to schlock director Uwe Boll, no! His idea is to have the violence be the center. Why? Cause it’s just so bad ass to see a guy in full body armor walk into public places and murder innocent civilians. What a disgustingly stupid waste of time.
Mac and Me: As film critic Chris Hicks of The Desert News said: “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a movie that is as crass a 90-minute commercial as Mac and Me.” This is a movie that rips off E.T., with a homesick alien and a boy trying to get him home, but with more product placements than you can shake a stick at. The alien needs Coca-Cola to stay alive, and Ronald McDonald is a supporting cast member. Horrendously unoriginal and lacks any artistic integrity.
while I will agree all of these movies are absolute garbage. I think your missing some classic trash. Your missing Manos: the hands of fate as well as the beast of yucca flats and of course the always terrible red zone cuba. Another i just thought of would be the castle of fu manchu. these movies are so bad that you should get a shirt just for watching them that says ” I survived ( insert title) “. But in any case still a good list of some awful movies.
Remember, these were the worst movies we’ve ever seen. I’m sure those movies would have made the list, if we saw them. We haven’t seen any of those. But thanks for reading! Now I have to go see them!
Don’t disagree with anything on this list, that fish sex scene thing off show girls was put up in a lecture hall projector in my uni by a student an it was the funniest thing I have ever seen on a projector xD
Did they do that as a prank?
well the lecturer was late so they went up to the front with their laptop and hooked it up, about 150 people in the hall really funny, good thing the lecturer was even later because not sure how that would be explained 😀
That’s awesome! Good stuff!
I’m a girl and I have a guilty pleasure love of Showgirls, there’s just something so watchable about it, the sex scene is a car crash from which I can’t look away. Mac and Me is the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! And I think it hates handicapped people. I mean the poor kid in the wheelchair gets thrown off a cliff and literally blown up and LIVES! The alien brings him back from the dead, yet still keeps him disabled….that just makes the alien a dick! Worst movie!
Hahaha!!!! I love the alien bringing him back to life and leaving him a cripple. That’s awesome. He is a dick alien.
As a person in a wheelchair myself, I was mortified. If I was that kid I’d have opened my eyes and been all “you’re a total ass Mac! I get you fricking citizenship and you leave me in this hell?” Sorry, I could rant for at least 3 days on this movie. In fact when I used to host my podcast I did a whole DVD commentary of me hating this film.
I think you should write a commentary for us on this film and break it all down. For real. It would be epic.
I got summer ahead of me so at a certain point I could easily lock myself in a room and hate-write about this movie, would definitely be willing to work on a “Why Mac and Me is the Most Atrocious Piece of Celluloid Every Filmed” Manifesto!
That would be amazing. I would love to have that on our blog.
Name the day and I’ll definitely churn something out for you (although I’m sure that would force me to rewatch the movie as well….oh god). I’m free anytime after May 18th lol
I’ll hit you up on the e-mail you listed on your blog!
I agree with most of your films,except one,Show girls,I think the directors of this film intended it to be tongue and cheek,I think some of the acting is questionable which maybe makes the movie dip,but Ive always enjoyed the movie(since my teen’s) for the obvious reasons and the fact that it is a funny film.
Battlefield Earth was so rough, I had to have a chat with the theater manager. Sadly, Mac and Me isn’t even the worst E.T ripoff, that honor goes to 1988’s Nukie. 1978’s Matilda gives Garbage Pail Kids the movie a run for the money for being a piece of shit on every level. Robert Mitchum and Eliot Gould are in charge of a boxing kangaroo.
Great article guys, I certainly agree with the choices and had fun reading this series.
Oh my God! I just googled Matilda. I can’t believe how wretched that looks! I never saw it, so, it couldn’t make the list. But OMG. I think I have to watch that now out of morbid curiosity. Thanks for reading the series! We had a blast putting it together.
Here’s a montage of footage from Matilda.
I wonder what’s going on at the Taco Bell down the street.
People are eating Mexican food… and dancing!
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I have two movies you should add to this list: ROTOR and Possession:Until Death Do You Part. These two “films” are so godawful they would give Mac and Me and Nukie a run for their money. Have you ever seen them? If you dont believe me, check them out, they are that bad. By the way, I agree with this list, but there are still so many atrocious flicks out there, especially in the last decade and even in this decade. I dont think you can make a list big enough. Oh yeah, I forgot another crappy movie: Bebe’s Kids. nuff said
haha! R.O.T.O.R looks awful
Remember, these were the worst movies we’ve ever seen. We can imagine there’s worse, but it’s hard.
Yeah, I actually managed to sit through ROTOR in its entirety. The “actors” voices are dubbed over (why?), all of the dialogue in this movie makes no sense, and the ending makes less than no sense. As for Possession: Until Death Do You Part, I forgot to tell you that there are no Youtube videos or clips of that movie. So not only is it horrifically bad, it’s also obscure. I will tell you this, there are three things that make Possession such a stupid film: the lamest killer in all of slasher movie history, and can somehow be in two different places at once. Secondly, when the killer tries to get away in a wooden boat, a cop shoots his WOODEN boat and it EXPLODES…..(the killer somehow survives), and lastly, male strippers. Most of the main cast are female, but still didnt need to see a bunch of Chippendale dancers. Most awful movie of all time. You can watch the full ROTOR movie on Youtube, if youre up to it. It’s so bad you cant help but laugh at it
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